ACADEMY OF DEVELOPMENT MANAGEMENT – INSTITUTE OF SKY POLITICS

Where does the Path of Victory lead?

In an atmosphere of cheerfulness and freshness that arose in connection with the cancellation of the "drone danger" in the space of Leningrad Oblast on 29.03.26, the zealots of Soviet piety – we keep Lenin's behests with honor – held the Pavlov readings with commemoration of the great ancestors from the perspective of the glorious tradition of the most jesting and most drunken assembly of Peter the Great.

A brief edifying report on this comes down to the following:

Academician of Sky Politics on an especially large scale, laureate of the quarterly peace prize Svyatopolk Yeldyrin (arch-heretic and vain saint of the homegrown doctrine of the council of the Third Horde – the family of peoples of non-Western civilizations) delivered a report: Where Should Russia Put the Wealth of 67 Trillion Dollars in Off-Balance-Sheet Assets. 

The rapporteur, abiding in the life-giving Spirit of Anchorage (an "anchorage" in the stormy sea of the new abnormality), sketched the bright prospect of the solemn funeral of the debt economy of the capitalist mode of production. Since 67 trillion USD, when the natural wealth of the Russian Federation is converted into new digital money, will be enough to more than cover all the bubbles of non-repayable loans inflated by greedy speculators of the era of the American cycle of capital accumulation (including the $39 trillion of US government debt). Thus, Holy Rus’ – the Savior – by the efforts of the masters of monetary affairs of the House of Jacob, grants to the "dead in the tomb" the life of the age to come. Here is where the glory and victory of Rus’ over the malice of the enemy of the human race lies!

Sotnik of the Lubyanka kuren Maks Feliksovich Gryunblyum (operational pseudonym Stradivarius Tambourine) responded to the report with a very patriotic line from the song "Wide Is My Native Land," "where one is so free, at attention, and all around."

Vladimir Ilyich Sglazyev-Nasovsky sternly condemned the drunken superficiality of those gathered and demanded more food to go with the drink. 

Timur Timofeevich, sometimes formidable, with Scythian decisiveness reminded the holding-on Paulians of the Third – Rome about the "plagues of Egypt" with slanting and greedy eyes.

Those gathered never managed to hear Professor Kupershmit, who, due to extreme busyness, did not arrive at the readings.

The verdict of the champions was proclaimed and unanimously approved in victorious healths-toasts directed toward the future:

- No to the chimera of a multipolar world!

- Russia's destiny is universality!

- Give us the Red dawn of the East!

Executed by Andrey Devyatov  No1103 of 06.04.26